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Wow, tons of 'bad' entries, some were just random and really bad, but some stood out and really exemplifies the worst haiku without being repetitive. I had fun judging, and everyone that submitted is a winner. For those that didn't get the top 3 or Honorable Mentions, you all had nice little nifty smart-ass rewards on what I interpreted from your pieces. *drum roll*
Top 3 Finishers!!
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goottihippi
I taught U luvd me
Now I am sad AND bleeding
Sakura blossom
1st Place!!
What can I say, goottihippi writes the most horribly cliched haiku, mixing a combination of stereotypes that makes most Editors cringe if they see them. You got corny romance, an EMO line, and then throw in some overused traditional Haiku to make it nature-based out of nowhere, but it all makes some sense, and therefore gets #1 spot!
GeneratingHype
a springtime ribbit
awash in dump truck headlights--
green gravel pancakes
2nd Place
Imagination has no boundaries, no matter how depraved or sickening this haiku is by GeneratingHype. This poem took me back to my days of playing Frogger and feeling so demented when I kept on getting it run over by traffic. I love how he keeps the traditional nature of haiku and adds a bit of contemporary modern-esque touch to it.
MaskedVengeance
I cry into wool,
Crimson stains remain, alone,
Like shit on the moon.
3rd Place
Another eccentric EMO haiku with some interesting random elements thrown in. MaskedVengeance intelligently places some forethought prolly after drinking massive amounts of alcohol before conjuring this cubic zirconium in the trash heap piece.
Honorable Mentions
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BeccaJS
There once was a man
called Bob, who... oh shit, that's wrong
--that's a limerick!
Honorable Mention
thenakedlunch
oh yellow flower!
how you make my allergies
bloom like spring morning.
Honorable Mention
damnedlostsoul
Play with me, baby.
Let us spend this night moaning
in your husband's bed.
Honorable Mention
niedec
Burning pink suns
glisten in the noonday heat-
grandmother's nipples.
Honorable Mention
time-warrior
blood-sucking insects
fields on fire and chicken litter
I morn for Winter
Honorable Mention
Random Awards
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aingealdorcha
her thighs: they jiggle
like cottage cheese and Jell-O
I think I'm in love
"Thanks for the Visual" Award
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TwilightsFall
L0vE iS FOREVER!!11!!!1119!
Constipated hemorrhoids
Tripping on acid.
"You've been DQ'd" Award
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SicilianGoddess
Tree sap looks like cum
the clouds tastes like my mom's pubes
lee is my big bro
The "I'm Tripping on Acid" Award
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silence-on-the-grave
princess dance on street
vroum! come car, squash her flat. Yay!
silly princess dead.
The Bad Taste Award
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lockethehunter
Yo momma, she so fat,
Or at least, that's what she said
When we had done it!
Old Skool Award
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FlyingApe
Go japan, japan!
Go japan, japan, japan!
Go japan, japan!
The "Japanese Appreciation Day" Award
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underwoodwriter
lexdysia kuhais
tenssrega mesco in llsma dorws
ym tisrip osars hihg
Gibberish Award
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batousaijin
I have all these . . . thoughts.
Deep thoughts, you know what I mean?
Chicken . . . or the egg . . .
Deep Philosophical Thinking Award
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Ferelwing
Movie star drives car
She drives too fast splat
Stupid star dead
"Paris Hilton Wish Foundation" Award
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AbCat
She loves me, she loves
me not, she loves me, she loves
me not... she loves me!
"The Blow-up Doll" Award
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MSJames
a frog that was
and a rippling pond-
the old man writes
"I Think I'm in the wrong contest" Award
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Beckieflitz
Haiku sucks real bad.
This is not a haiku. No.
Your eyes are lying.
"I think I'm Blind" Award
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Tannalein
Fresh grass smells of spring
and I'm rotting beneath it.
How embarrassing!
The Zombie Award
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PunkPygmiePuff
Barks of laughter
grown men dress as weird canines
and I am confused
"Michael Vick being tormented in Prison" Award
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SoulConsciousness
ouch i can feel fire,
penis burning in the night,
now my pants are tight,
"Dont Play With Fire" Award
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KennethSno
Foggy head, parched tongue
Clothing strewn haphazardly;
Drinking myself dead
WebMD Alcohol Award
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Cigarash
Dangling hedgehog
Left-handed and Lebanese
Eating grape donkey
Stop Smoking Weed Award
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As you can tell I had a lot of fun and thanks for participating!
~Lee
Top 3 Finishers!!
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HaikuI taught U luvd me
Now I am sad AND bleeding
Sakura blossom
goottihippi
I taught U luvd me
Now I am sad AND bleeding
Sakura blossom
1st Place!!
What can I say, goottihippi writes the most horribly cliched haiku, mixing a combination of stereotypes that makes most Editors cringe if they see them. You got corny romance, an EMO line, and then throw in some overused traditional Haiku to make it nature-based out of nowhere, but it all makes some sense, and therefore gets #1 spot!
GeneratingHype
a springtime ribbit
awash in dump truck headlights--
green gravel pancakes
2nd Place
Imagination has no boundaries, no matter how depraved or sickening this haiku is by GeneratingHype. This poem took me back to my days of playing Frogger and feeling so demented when I kept on getting it run over by traffic. I love how he keeps the traditional nature of haiku and adds a bit of contemporary modern-esque touch to it.
'Woolen Tears' - BAD.I cry into wool,
Crimson stains remain, alone,
Like shit on the moon.
MaskedVengeance
I cry into wool,
Crimson stains remain, alone,
Like shit on the moon.
3rd Place
Another eccentric EMO haiku with some interesting random elements thrown in. MaskedVengeance intelligently places some forethought prolly after drinking massive amounts of alcohol before conjuring this cubic zirconium in the trash heap piece.
Honorable Mentions
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BeccaJS
There once was a man
called Bob, who... oh shit, that's wrong
--that's a limerick!
Honorable Mention
Submission for Worst Haiku
oh yellow flower!
how you make my allergies
bloom like spring morning.
thenakedlunch
oh yellow flower!
how you make my allergies
bloom like spring morning.
Honorable Mention
A Night to RememberPlay with me, baby.
Let us spend this night moaning
in your husband's bed.
damnedlostsoul
Play with me, baby.
Let us spend this night moaning
in your husband's bed.
Honorable Mention
Worst Haiku EverWorst Haiku Ever
Burning pink suns
glisten in the noonday heat-
grandmother's nipples.
niedec
Burning pink suns
glisten in the noonday heat-
grandmother's nipples.
Honorable Mention
Spring's Lament-Farm Country blood-sucking insects
fields on fire and chicken litter
I morn for Winter
time-warrior
blood-sucking insects
fields on fire and chicken litter
I morn for Winter
Honorable Mention
Random Awards
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aingealdorcha
her thighs: they jiggle
like cottage cheese and Jell-O
I think I'm in love
"Thanks for the Visual" Award
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TwilightsFall
L0vE iS FOREVER!!11!!!1119!
Constipated hemorrhoids
Tripping on acid.
"You've been DQ'd" Award
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SicilianGoddess
Tree sap looks like cum
the clouds tastes like my mom's pubes
lee is my big bro
The "I'm Tripping on Acid" Award
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silence-on-the-grave
princess dance on street
vroum! come car, squash her flat. Yay!
silly princess dead.
The Bad Taste Award
-----------------------------------------------------
:thumb63480822:
lockethehunter
Yo momma, she so fat,
Or at least, that's what she said
When we had done it!
Old Skool Award
-----------------------------------------------------
FlyingApe
Go japan, japan!
Go japan, japan, japan!
Go japan, japan!
The "Japanese Appreciation Day" Award
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underwoodwriter
lexdysia kuhais
tenssrega mesco in llsma dorws
ym tisrip osars hihg
Gibberish Award
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Baka no Haiku
Baka no Haiku or The Complete Moron's Guide to Haiku
I have all these . . . thoughts.
Deep thoughts, you know what I mean?
Chicken . . . or the egg . . .
batousaijin
I have all these . . . thoughts.
Deep thoughts, you know what I mean?
Chicken . . . or the egg . . .
Deep Philosophical Thinking Award
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Ferelwing
Movie star drives car
She drives too fast splat
Stupid star dead
"Paris Hilton Wish Foundation" Award
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AbCat
She loves me, she loves
me not, she loves me, she loves
me not... she loves me!
"The Blow-up Doll" Award
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Haiku - 08.29.07
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a frog that was
and a rippling pond-
the old man writes
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MSJames
a frog that was
and a rippling pond-
the old man writes
"I Think I'm in the wrong contest" Award
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Beckieflitz
Haiku sucks real bad.
This is not a haiku. No.
Your eyes are lying.
"I think I'm Blind" Award
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Tale of the turdFresh grass smells of spring
and I'm rotting beneath it.
How embarrassing!
Tannalein
Fresh grass smells of spring
and I'm rotting beneath it.
How embarrassing!
The Zombie Award
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PunkPygmiePuff
Barks of laughter
grown men dress as weird canines
and I am confused
"Michael Vick being tormented in Prison" Award
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SoulConsciousness
ouch i can feel fire,
penis burning in the night,
now my pants are tight,
"Dont Play With Fire" Award
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KennethSno
Foggy head, parched tongue
Clothing strewn haphazardly;
Drinking myself dead
WebMD Alcohol Award
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Worst haiku everDangling hedgehog
Left-handed and Lebanese
Eating grape donkey
Cigarash
Dangling hedgehog
Left-handed and Lebanese
Eating grape donkey
Stop Smoking Weed Award
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As you can tell I had a lot of fun and thanks for participating!
~Lee
Getting Caught Up
Thanks to BeccaJS (https://www.deviantart.com/beccajs) for the subscription so I can change my name into something that doesn't sound like a website. I'm browsing a lot around the site and going back into what I previously did on DeviantArt. Still a lot of unknown writers out there that you could take a peek or any other artists which could use a look. The showcase of talents or some other less derivative name will come back. Also forgot how many groups I was in prior to my departure and how many are now defunct. I still want to resurrect the Worst Ever Haiku Contest just for the heck of it. I have ideas, I have thoughts, I have muses, etc. and they're all swirling in the m
Times Have Changed
Amazing how much has changed around here on DeviantArt. This used to be my home and I've come back to see how many of my fellow friends have moved on or stayed around. Most of you know my creativity died out. I think the culmination of medication and drugs from my past helped fueled that, and once I came off of it, I struggled to write. Anyways, I got married, life is not as depressing as it used to be, though it's there. I fill my time working in IT as a systems admin., traveling to unknown parts, and mountain biking on trails. I'm no longer on Facebook, but I'm on Reddit often. I figure I can fill the social media void by coming back to DA,
Cringe
Nothing like looking back at my old journals and cringing at the amount of shit and drivel I've written. I've changed a lot over the years and then there are some things that still remain the same.
Been awhile
Damn it's been awhile. I forgot even how to use DeviantArt anymore. Lots of things have changed, not writing much at all anymore, though the muses are in my head still. I'm happily engaged, got to travel to Vietnam and many places around the world. Experience many cultural things in Asia as part of my adventures. I guess now it's time to purge many of the old photographs on here that I don't feel any attachment to. That person too has moved on as well and I wish her the best. The poetry stays, that's personally mine and may one day come back to it.
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im crying hahaha i know this journal is prolly old but damn! the winner got me laughing so bad